Monday, July 18, 2016


- Didn't you measure the table before carrying it 4 floors upstairs Marcel?
- Yes I did Adrià, the table is 80cm wide.
- And the door of your apartment?
- The door is 75.
(They didn't find any screwdriver to disassemble it)

Tuesday, July 12, 2016


- agh move away you are sweating like a pig
- shut up you snore like a sow